3rd March 2010 evening:
Little A goes to Potty chanting:
"Mamma main potty bhi bolti hoon,
loo bhi bolti hoon,
toilet bhi bolti hoon,
bathroom bhi bolti hoon,
washroom bhi bolti hoon!"
(Little A goes to Potty chanting:
Mamma, I say potty also,
loo also,
toilet also,
bath room also,
washroom also!)
Mean Mamma thinking:
Yeah yeah, now we know what your life is centred on!
Mean mamma, who detests nothing more than potty,
flushing the pot twice before little A is done.
Indignant Little A:
"Tumne 2 2 times kyon dhul diya?
Kya main smelly cat hoon?"
(Why did you wash me 2 2 timezzz?
Am I smelly cat?)..
Mean mamma suitably chastised: "Okay okay Little A, please continue, sorry now!"
Little A singing while still on the pot.
Mean mamma: "What are you singing?"
Little A: "Song"
Mean mamma: "What song?"
Little A: "Potty Song"
Mean mamma: "How does the potty song go?"
Mean mamma is thinking, now this one she can't answer, smirk smirk.
Little A: "Down"
Mean mamma turns her attention to other inanimate bathroom articles.
P.S.: The only time in life I enjoy being outsmarted, is by my daughter..... Does that say something?
Thursday, March 4, 2010
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